Picnic Bar 1

 QUESTION: I'm a blond nerd, thinner than a stick and studying in college and i wanted to try something nutty like a Picnic Bar? I love nuts in chocolate.

You had always been a huge fan of Picnic Bars. They weren’t the most popular chocolate bar out there, but there was something about them you just loved. Everything about it made you smile with glee, from the nutty taste, to the crunchy texture, and even the slogan, ‘Deliciously Ugly.’ You absolutely loved Picnic Bars, which always struck people as ironic considering you hated actual picnics, and anything else related to the outdoors. It wasn’t as though you were against the environment or anything, it was just that nothing about you and the outdoors seemed to mix. Your intense allergies, your general hatred of and lack of skill with physical activity, and your easily burned, fairly pale skin were only some of the things that made you absolutely hate going outdoors. 

Sadly that didn’t mean you could always avoid it. 

You weren’t sure how your roommate Ben had convinced you into going on a hike with him, but here you were, walking down the trail, fighting off your allergies, and trying to catch up to your roommate. Ben was the exact opposite of you, being a consummate outdoorsmen. He was a big, muscular, black stud who somehow managed to both arouse and enrage you with his very existence, something made even more complicated by how nice he always was to you. Still, as he strode ahead of you, walking through the forest like a king in his kingdom, you couldn’t help but hate him just a little for bringing you out here. You stopped for a moment as you felt your stomach growl, sitting down on a log as you took off your backpack to grab a snack. You sighed as you watched Ben keep walking, not having noticed your stop. Great, now you’d have to pick up the pace just to catch up. You took out a picnic bar – one you didn’t quite remember packing – and tore into it as you started back up walking.

You hardly noticed the changes caused by the first bite, only noticing that it seemed to strangely energize you. The shot of energy traveled up your spine and across your body, causing you to speed up your walk as the nuts broke apart in your mouth and your allergies seemed to magically evaporate. You were pleasantly surprised by how fast you were going, but didn’t think much of it.  You weren’t as athletic as your roommate, and didn’t really enjoy working out like he did, but you weren’t a stranger to hikes. Your mind filled with memories of happily hiking, no longer held back by your allergies, you took another bite. 

As you bit down on the Picnic bar and took your second bite you could almost register that something was changing as your jawline transformed, becoming sharp, defined and handsome. The growth spread across your now manly face, down to your neck as it grew muscular and thick, and then down to your shoulders as they widened out. Even as your chest burst forward into a strong pair of meaty pecs and your flat stomach grew into an impressive 6 pack, you barely noticed anything had changed. It didn’t shock you that you had muscles, because you had always been a big athlete. It wasn’t a surprise your legs were incredibly muscular, you were constantly going on hikes with your best friend Ben, of course you were a hunk, you had always been a hunk. As your memories changed even further and a new, cocky personality formed, you began to walk faster. Your walk was far more confident and assertive, almost like a strut, as you sped up to try and catch up with your bro Ben. 

As you walked the last few feet to Ben, you popped the last of the Picnic bar in your mouth. As you swallowed the last of the nutty chocolate bar you felt a heat spread over your skin, not noticing as it seemed to darken, slowly going from a pale white, to an impressive tan, all the way to a dark brown. As you swung an arm around Ben’s shoulder and pulled him into a kiss, your memories morphed and your changes finalized. Your shirt disappeared and a tattoo formed across your right pec and arm as you felt your boyfriend taste the chocolate on your lips. He pulled out of the kiss, smiling at you happily. You loved these bi-weekly hikes with your boyfriend Ben. The two of you both loved working out and being outdoors, so hiking was always a fun date for you both. Plus you’d take any excuse to get to stare at your shirtless boyfriend. 

You smirked slightly at the lovestruck look in Ben’s eye, teasingly groping your hunky black boyfriends bulge through his pants, feeling his thick meat and large black balls in your hand. The two of you had been dating for almost 9 months now and you still couldn’t get enough of each other. You weren’t even halfway through the hike and you couldn’t wait to find a private place to have some fun. You loved everything about your boyfriend… but there was something about his huge nuts that drove you crazy.