AlphaJockLover

When I first started this blog — and started reporting on transformation in general — my first report was on a strange phenomenon I called ‘Supernova Transformations.’ It’s where any wish made upon a certain star, an unusually bright and mysterious supernova, would be granted in a twisted, sexually charged way. I haven’t talked about it in a while, since lately I’ve been focusing more on mysteries a little closer to home, but I’d be lying through my teeth if I said I wasn’t still intrigued by the seemingly magical exploding star. I think every reporter, TF or regular, has a special place in their heart for their first story, and I’m no exception. That fondness is part of the reason why I recently decided to look further into the Supernova itself, which has led me to discover something… fairly strange. I once theorized that the light from the supernova was what was granting wishes and transforming people, but new evidence I’ce found suggests that is only half right. The light is magic, ...

 QUESTION:  I'm a blond nerd, thinner than a stick and studying in college and i wanted to try something nutty like a Picnic Bar? I love nuts in chocolate. You had always been a huge fan of Picnic Bars. They weren’t the most popular chocolate bar out there, but there was something about them you just loved. Everything about it made you smile with glee, from the nutty taste, to the crunchy texture, and even the slogan, ‘Deliciously Ugly.’ You absolutely loved Picnic Bars, which always struck people as ironic considering you hated actual picnics, and anything else related to the outdoors. It wasn’t as though you were against the environment or anything, it was just that nothing about you and the outdoors seemed to mix. Your intense allergies, your general hatred of and lack of skill with physical activity, and your easily burned, fairly pale skin were only some of the things that made you absolutely hate going outdoors.  Sadly that didn’t mean you could always avoid it....

 QUESTION:  I'm a cosplayer, as you can see on my profile picture. It's a mix-match of everything I like from the wolf-bone mask, the balaclava, and the snazzy blazer and slacks with gold pins. Added latex gloves to really feel eldritch for Halloween. But of course, under that blazer still needs a layer of fabric to absorb my sweat, so I got this tank top from a nearby bundle I wear. I'd like to know what tricks you can put up my sleeves. You were never one to pat yourself on the back, but you couldn't help yourself. This had to be your best cosplay yet! You didn’t have a specific character in mind like for some of your past cosplays, but you were loving how this one was turning out. You had known this was going to be a great cosplay since the moment you saw that wolf bone mask in that store, and you were right. After all your work, all you needed was one last thing: a tank top. You were honestly a little embarrassed you hadn’t thought of it earlier. As an experienced c...

 QUESTION:  Very cool theme for a challenge! I'm a tall guy with a bit of a thick jock build and long curly hair. My favourite candy bars are Reese's peanut butter cups. I'll leave the rest of the decision making to you ;) You were so fucking happy! You had been looking forward to this all week. You had worked hard, you had been disciplined, and now finally… It was cheat day! You weren’t like a lot of the guys who have been finding mysterious chocolate bars. For one, you were already a jock. You were actually fairly nerdy growing up, but like many people you absolutely blossomed in college. A couple of new, more athletic friends, a strict workout routine, a new wardrobe and a lot of hard work had turned you from an average nerd into a certified hunk of a man. It hadn’t been easy, but you were proud of your new body, and loved how both girls and guys seemed to stare at the new you with barely hidden lust. Despite all of the good that had come out of your glow up, there was o...

 QUESTION:  So if the vampires don’t suck blood how do they turn people??? This may seem like a simple question, but mythologically speaking there are actually multiple ways someone can turn into a vampire. Getting bitten by a vampire is the classic way it happens of course, but even with that there’s some debate over wether it happens to everyone whose bit, only those who survive the original bite, or only those who get all their blood drained by a vampire. Other ways include dying in certain manners, using dark magic, or even just having a black cat jump over a dead person before they’re buried. Luckily for you modern day vampires are slightly different from the originals in terms of spreading their curse. While there are still multiple ways to become a modern vampire, they’re a lot less gruesome then the original vampires, a lot more clear, and don’t involve any cats! There are 2 ways to become a trait Vampire. One is being cursed. As amazing as it might sound to be able to...

 QUESTION:  My name is Hanson and I'm a short chubby Vietnamese nerd. I'm have always been a bit shy about my small size. Everything but my belly is small. I'm 5'4, have small size 8 feet and even my ummmmm.... junk is quite small. I was wondering how would eating the muskekteers would change me. You weren’t sure what to expect when you ate the candy bar you had found. You had heard about these strange happenings where people would be transformed into different people by mysterious, seemingly magic candy bars that came from nowhere, but when you started looking into it online you didn’t expect for someone to send you one of the chocolate bars. You were curious about the transformative chocolate, and especially felt curious about what a Three Musketeers bar would do since the transformations seem to be connected to whatever brand of the chocolate the victims ate, but now that you had the bar you couldn’t help but hesitate. What if this caused some sort of weird transform...

 QUESTION:  Loved the vampire story you did. Do you think you could do something about werewolves? I feel like they would like big beefy guys a lot. Werewolves, while just as interesting and hot as vampires, are actually a lot more complicated than vampires. This is because, just as classic vampires existed long ago and evolved into something different, so did werewolves, but as werewolves evolved they converged into two different species. Each thrived in a different way, taking a different trait of lycanthropy to the absolute extreme. The first descendant of werewolves is a creature I’ve actually talked about before: Alphas. I only learned this recently, but Alphas originate from werewolves. It makes sense in a strange way. Werewolves, unlike real wolves, do have the dominance hierarchy that is often associated with wolves. That's part of why people thought wolves had ‘alphas’ and ‘betas’ for such a long time, because werewolves actually do work like that. All werewolves have...